what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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