What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

i have two hands.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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