What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

TWIX PAUSE!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

I have aids

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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