- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

A kid has no friends.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Religion.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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