- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

A white person at Harvard

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Because she has down's syndrome

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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