Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Fart

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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