Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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