- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

I would rape her

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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