- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Where's my tractor?

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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