With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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That's what SHE said!

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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