- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Mullets

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Sophie Cameron is Gay

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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