Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Womens' sports

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Safe sex MR

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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