- Anti Joke

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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