- Anti Joke

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer