What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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He walked in a bar

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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tee hee

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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