How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

I'm hungry.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Women's rights

British Dentistry

religion

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

tee hee

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

whats polish and black a polish black person

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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