- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Velcro. What a rip off.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

My mum is called Steve

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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