- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

My mum is called Steve

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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