What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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