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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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