- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

what happens every day? People die

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What's funnier than 68 69

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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