- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Your future.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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