A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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sharks

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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