What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

How many light bulbs? 1

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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