- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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