Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Anti Joke

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