what do u call a black person by his name

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Rick santorum

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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