Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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THE END.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Anti Joke

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