a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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A young baby died.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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no

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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What's circular and round A circle

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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