Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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That's what SHE said!

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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A young baby died.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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