look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Justin Bieber

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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