My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Potato!

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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