- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

your mom died.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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