How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Women drivers...

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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