who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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