These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Wigan.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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