Do you know what's not right? Left.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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homework

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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