What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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IF YOU ARE A GUY: Think about a really hot girl. She has the perfect chest, amazing face, blonde hair, and looks flat out stunning. She takes off her shirt which is very appealing and causes for you to get excited because you might get lucky. She takes off her pants, or skirt depending on the choice that you decided upon when imagining this girl, and is walking towards you in nothing but a bra and panties. She continues to take off her bra and gets on top of you. You passionately kiss and afterwords she whispers in your ear, "are you ready for some of this?" you nod your head and she proceeds to remove her panties. Let's freeze this situation for a moment. Assuming that you would ever be in a situation like that there has to be a catch right? A hidden camera, her husband comes home, a rabbid zombie crashes through the door...something. I am happy to tell you that there are no worries about this because nothing will stop you from making sweet and beautiful love to this woman. So let's get back to the scenario. You not your head and quickly tear off your clothes and begin exploring her body. Now turn her 64 and give her a penis with an amazing amount of pubic hair, make her fat, and submit to this manlady. You ask how this happened? Earlier that evening you took a particularly large amound of LSD, or acid if you prefer, and began tripping out. You began seeing ugly people as hot people, and hot people as ugly people. Your friends were concerned because you were hitting on a tree and started humping it at which you were removed from the party by your date who just so happened to be a fat and ugly hermaphrodite who repeatedly raped you and made you cry in submition to her kinky tactics. Drugs are bad, but they make for interesting stories for your friends to tell their children when they get older at your expense.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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