- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

I have down syndrome. -RDV

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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