what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Autism speaks but not really

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Hitler

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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obama's promises

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Women's rights

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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OIO

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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raisin boogers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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