- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Your face is hilarious.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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