Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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oooh look a banshee

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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