- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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