- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

I'm sn otter

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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