What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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The WNBA

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Elizabeth Warren

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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