A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Women's rights

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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The Christian Bible.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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That's what she didn't say

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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