a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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1d

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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