Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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