Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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