Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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