- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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