Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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