Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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