- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

what is orange? an orange

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

yes... that's the joke

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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