Brad Fuller!

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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