Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

I said I hate niiggers

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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