Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Anti Joke

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