Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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