- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

a horse nibbled a baby

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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