- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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