- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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