- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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