My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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whos district champs not JM

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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