Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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test

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Nah

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Sarah Palin

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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