roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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God. God.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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