- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Gorden Brown.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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