- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Ross.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

my gramma died

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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