- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

You see how lame this is?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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