- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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