Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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