What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

why did katy fall off her bike?

you lose.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

children burning

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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