roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

You just read this ..

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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