- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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