- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Do you speak alien? Hola.

A Sloth runs...

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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