Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

you lose.

why did katy fall off her bike?

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

children burning

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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