- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Tunechi

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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