I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Testicles.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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