- Anti Joke

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

you lose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo