Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Women Sports.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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