What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Potassium? K.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

cancer

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Anti Joke

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