If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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