who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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