Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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